Hogwarts, Hogsmeade and the Alleys

Instead of curse words, here you can say wizard swears! Thanks Potter Puppet Pals.

Cauldron Bum
Son of a Banshee
Swish and Flicker
Voldemort's Nipple
Dragon Boogies
Expecto Patropants!
Raggle Rosvers
Jiggery Pokery
Blastended Scant
Broom Head
Hagrid's Buttcrack
Leprechaun Taint
Unicorn Turd
Floppy Wanded Demetor Botherer
Dobby's Sock

And now for the largest, more ancient swear of them all...

THE ELDER SWEAR!!! *dun dun dun*

(never, ever to be repeated EVER)

Your mother is a * * *ing * * loromitsum * * * * admitsum venium * * * * * trrraguna * * * * * * hippopotamus * * * * * republican * * and Daniel Radcliffe * * * * * with a bucket of * * * * in a castle far away where no one can hear you * * * * * * soup * * * * with a bucket of * * Mickey mouse * * and a stick of dynamite *************** magical *** * * * ********* alakazam!